I never actually sat and watched/listened to horse races but a few days ago I did so and boy did I have a good laugh. Race horses have one of the strangest names I’ve ever heard and I honesty dont know why that is so, but that funny race had everything to do with the horses names.
The race started I heard the commentator make pretty funny dirty sounding calls all because the names of the horses allows regular comments to sound dirty.
My favorite part of the commentary was where the race boiled down to the two horses on the last stretch between [insert name here] versus [insert opposing name here].
I censored the names so you’d get the laugh watching the video.
Here’s the video: